Monday, January 10, 2000

YOU CHOSE...POORLY...


I am sorry, but you have not chosen correctly. The fact that Doctor Strange & the Sorcerers Supreme #6 is written as a choose-your-own-adventure story is awesome. You have claimed the opposite. Please note Mick's displeasure with your dumb choice, as pictured above. Note the lack of any smile. Note the narrowed eyes.

To learn where you will be going for your foolish choice, click here. Heretic.


Saturday, January 01, 2000

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE CORRECT


Good choice! You are correct. The fact that Doctor Strange & the Sorcerers Supreme #6 is a choose-your-own-adventure story is awesome.

Please note Mick's approval of your choice. Note the closed smile, and the lack of any arched eyebrows or bared fangs which - if accompanying the smile - might very well signify not approval of your choice, but some kind of gleeful and sadistic malice. Also note the upturned thumb which, if seen on the side of the road, would translate into, "Please allow me to enter your car though you do not know me and I am likely to kill you." But, in the current context, means, "Good job guys!"

Good job guys!

You deserve a reward. Here's a Satanic ska band doing a cover of the Bumblebee Tuna Song.